1. m-u-n-g-o:

    bursten:

    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

    IVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE

  2. tawnks:

    blastortoise:

    blastortoise:

    My dick is pi inches long

    This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

    no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

  3. cluue:

    Other compliments that do NOT focus on appearance:

    It’s so nice to hear your laugh.
    It’s good to see you.
    I’m glad you’re here.
    That was clever.
    Great idea.
    You’re so thoughtful.
    You’re hilarious.
    You make me laugh.
    I enjoy your company.

  4. imogenfere:

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  5. skypestripper:

    snapchat must be fun for hot people

  6. 
this little peach

    this little peach

  7. literal-llamas:

[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud and you should totally try it out. This is the top 7 words I’ve blogged about since I started this blog. I like how “fucking” is the first one, then Phil. Most of those were probably consecutive c:Top blogs I reblogged the most:
phan-you-not
cakethelion
howlbedamned

guys when you complete it it has similar blogs on the side
you are getting recommendations
I am so excited this is awesome

    literal-llamas:

    [ cloud overview ]
    [ get your own cloud ]

    This is a Tumblr Cloud and you should totally try it out. This is the top 7 words I’ve blogged about since I started this blog. I like how “fucking” is the first one, then Phil. Most of those were probably consecutive c:

    Top blogs I reblogged the most:

    guys when you complete it it has similar blogs on the side

    you are getting recommendations

    I am so excited this is awesome

  8. [ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud and you should totally try it out. This is the top 7 words I’ve blogged about since I started this blog. I like how “fucking” is the first one, then Phil. Most of those were probably consecutive c:Top blogs I reblogged the most:
phan-you-not
cakethelion
howlbedamned

    [ cloud overview ]
    [ get your own cloud ]

    This is a Tumblr Cloud and you should totally try it out. This is the top 7 words I’ve blogged about since I started this blog. I like how “fucking” is the first one, then Phil. Most of those were probably consecutive c:

    Top blogs I reblogged the most: